Welcome to sya's silly little purgatory website :3
but... who is sya...? :o
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me for love fish human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite.
I could pee on this if i had the energy.
Do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it or pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now.
Catch mouse and gave it as a present pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box pee in the shoe use lap as chair rub butt on table leave fur on owners clothes or roll over and sun my belly.